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Updated: January 3, 2013 10:45 AM | By Glamour; Photos: Thinkstock, unless otherwise listed
20 “Annoying” Girl Things He Secretly Loves About You

Shopping? Real Housewives? Vibrator use? Take it from Jake: Men like your little chick habits. In his humble opinion, these things show how cool, funny, and caring you are



"Annoying" Girl Thing He Secretly Loves About You
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Nov 25, 2012 10:17PM
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Another article to help guarantee an old age of solitude for many many women who buy into this.
'If' you've got a smoking hot body and he can't get anyone who look as good with a reasonable personality he might stick with you... for now.
High maintenance, bossy, know it all women are a dime a dozen in the 40+ circles.
So, if you want to join the millions of women living alone follow all of this advice.
Otherwise, ditch 80% of it and accept that all adult relationships that last are based upon compromise and consideration.
Articles like this clarify why many men chose anything but a North American woman to be the mother of their children.  Not bad for a short romp in the hay though, if you know you're going to ditch her shortly.
Jan 4, 2013 1:39AM
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Let's rename the article: "20 annoying habits to get dumped".
Also, this article could not, in any kind of way, have been penned by a man.
Jan 4, 2013 2:32AM
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Awful..... and I only made it 4 slides in. Its evident that a woman wrote this, and even more evident that she is trying to impart her ridiculous outdated sex and the city ideology upon a fresh group of numbskulls. Shameful. 

Jan 4, 2013 1:12AM
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Wow this article has a whole lot of garbage. This is more like wishful thinking if it were a woman to read it and think that this would actually benefit the relationship. It isn't something that just annoys the hell out of us but it's more like a good way to make us wonder and/or start an argument. If you want to get us in a bad mood do 3/4's of these things... the first half and the last 5. Most of this stuff is total bs. The only ones we would probably all agree on are - "You give me extremely specific instructions in bed. This is not like when I'm driving. This is 100 percent appreciated." Not like most of us need the instructions but it's a turn on when you give it to her just the way she likes it. This is considered dirty talk! Not annoying at all. And the **** thing is hot too! Of course we'll use it on you but watching you use it on yourself is just as much of a turn on! Daaaamn! Also who doesn't like encouragement. Oh and lean on me all you want. That's a sign of affection! No guy has ever had enough!.. being cut is just cruel! This article blows and this guy who's thoughts are splattered here is a ****.

Jan 4, 2013 6:20AM
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20 "annoying" girl things that will make every guy sick of you
Jan 4, 2013 3:00AM
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upon seeing "high standards" I expected to see something about high moral / ethical standards. If flat beer and overdone stake are considered "standards" now... well... things are sadder than they seem
Jan 4, 2013 2:15AM
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By the time I got to the Tina Fey bit I realized yes... this was written by a woman.  
Dec 11, 2012 9:04AM
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"you send an overcooked steak back, you send a flat beer back, dont send me back"

You know you're kissing the mouth of a woman who just ate spit, right?

Jan 4, 2013 8:38AM
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yes that is what all of us want is a self centered woman who cares not what anyone's needs are but her own.

Don't let her get away, she will make a wonderful mother to your children, care for you intensely when your sick.  what a bunch of crap, the only thing she will do is hire the best lawyer possible when you finally wake up and your sick of her crap.

p.s. no I am not an angry divorced man with a grudge for women. I just know the description of the worst possible mate you could choose.

Jan 4, 2013 3:46AM
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this is some seriously **** up ****
Jan 4, 2013 11:29AM
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these were stupid. i wouldn't want to annoy my husband with any of this stuff and i'm sure he appreciates that about me.
Jan 4, 2013 11:07AM
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This is ridiculous. If my wife were anything like that, I made a huge mistake. & a ****? Is she not getting enough? Also, who wants their girlfriend or wife to be busy somewhere else rather than safe at home, with her own man? This article saddens me because a woman, somewhere, has taken this advice.
Jan 4, 2013 3:14AM
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It's a strategy by the feminists to create more confusion in women, so that they actually think they are being more attractive to men when really in actuality they are turning us off more and more.
Jan 4, 2013 2:01PM
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As a woman, I totally agree with the "man" feedback about this article.  It's drivel like this that causes girls to become annoying and ridiculous.  Wearing hiiiiigh shoes that you can't walk in - fine (I do it) but guys do NOT like it because you b*tch and complain and can't walk.  They also do NOT like when you make them watch your shows.  They'll do it (and so they should sometimes), but make no mistake, they're just putting up with it b/c they love you, so don't push it.

Jan 4, 2013 11:39AM
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this s#!t  is stupid. how about we just grow up and become adults and comunicate ,.... not just5 become bigger versions of 9 year olds.
(where do the editors get this CRAP!?????)  wtf??!!!

Jan 4, 2013 11:46AM
Jan 4, 2013 9:31AM
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WHo the $&$^&@ is writing all this Sh.... here.

I mean, I never seem such a crapy article. I just hope that this website is not receiving any money from the guverment

Jan 4, 2013 12:21PM
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I can't believe anyone would believe this drivel. Most of these sound like a great way to end a relationship. I don't know any men who would find these habits endearing.
Jan 4, 2013 9:20AM
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If a man sent a steak back, she would whine that he was embarrassing her.  When was the last time a guy wrote a relationship article for msn...anyone remember??

 

Guys' why don't we find a women you hate, buy her a house & car, and save the legal fees??

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