Haute styles from pin-up to femme fatale perfectly fit for a romantic Valentine's Day

How is it that all the expensive lingerie is the least attractive...?  Does price dictate sexiness???  I don't think so!!!  The $36 bra from Triumph is far more sexy than the ugly $355 one from that nancymeyer.com place.   If my wife, ever, even if she was in her 80's showed up with something like that I would more than likely pick up my book and start reading, as to try and avoid laughing out loud.  Sorry, but it is nasty with a capital N!!! 

Most of the pics have granny panties.  As a guy I don't really find that very sexy and if my wife would show up with it I'd still appreciate it, but I wouldn't call it sexy lingerie.